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Hey Namers, just wanted to share we'll be revamping Namer News in the near-future.
Some ideas we're playing with include sub-domains on Namer News (think subreddits, except they're sub-"domains" where you only get access to post if you have a subdomain on the specific TLD). We'll of course be consulting our Namer Community Namers and Directors for feedback as we decide additional features for Namer News.
Until then, Namer News will remain a largely unmaintained proof of concept for Handshake logins. This way we can focus on improving the core Namebase product such as adding communication for Make an Offer, Portfolio Sales, and so on.
That said, if you spot anything particularly egregious, don't hesitate to ping me about it in Discord!
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